How video games did not prepare me for adult life.

• No matter how much you hack at grass or weeds no treasere ever spontaneously shows up.
• You can't actually go into people's houses looking for loot without getting arrested.
• There is no Sword of Desteny!
• You can't put everything into a bag and still be able to find it all easily.
• In a house you can't have all your belonging in one cupboard. The laws of physics are against you.
• Each day I am disappointed that I don't have a quest or mission to complete.
• You can't rip your opponent's spine out and hold it over your head in victory as society frowns upon that.
• When you kill someone... the body is still there and doesn't magically disappear if you walk away from it.
• When enemies approach there is no notification on the mini map and the music doesn't change.
• You don't accumulate money just by walking around. 
•  I still want to know what a "health potion" or "magic potion" taste like!!!
•  Typewriters don't really exist anymore so good luck saving your life when the zombie apocalypse happens!!! 
• Guitar hero does not equate to guitar playing.
• Driving into people does not give you points/more fuel/help you win a race.
• There is no reset!
• Plants are not automatically identified when you pick them up.
• You can not heal all hurts no matter how serious by sleeping one night.
• You have to pack food when journeying. 
• You can't just pause a fight, eat 400 carrots and be back at full health.
• Eating raw meat has consequences.
• You must stop to shit in the real world!
• In real life it is almost imposable to become or marry the princess. You have better odds of winning the lottery.