With this government shutdown beer and wine makers can't get new labels approved so it can't be bottled and new brewers can't be approved. Which means that as a nation we will soon run out of alcohol and sobriety will be forced on us all. I wonder if I can still get another bathtub?
This all means that martial law can't be far behind because once the supplies of alcohol dwindle the riots will start. With the police and national guard not being paid who will respond? Soon we will all be on our own in this dog eat dog world. How long till there is a run on the government buildings where we all know they have their own personal supplies of alcohol to get the politicians through this crisis.
We should nominate the owner of wall-mart for president. He runs half the country anyways, and I don't ever find shit on the floor like at kmart. If only our government ran as efficiently as your local walmart.
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