Obesity and Aliens

     The obesity epidemic is just a cover for mass alien abduction and embryo implantation. Look around at all the middle aged men and focus your attention upon their “beer belly.” They gain this “gut” not due to lack of exercise or poor diet, but due to alien embryo implantation. Over time the embryo slowly grows until the man actually appears pregnant. Yes the men are being abducted by aliens and are implanted with embryos. From what I have no idea, but one that gestation period is a killer literally. The embryo stays in the body and eventually kills the male. The written cause of death is usually heart disease or something else that no American would really worry about. After the host dies the embryo continues to digest eh host eventually emerging from the grave to what end no one can be certain. The only apparent way to stop would be to void the deal our government has with the aliens to use our people as hosts.  
    Unfortunately simply voiding the contract would not solve the problem because this has been happening for thousands of years. Humans as well as other animals are used like cattle, the government thinks it has a handle on the situation but nothing could be farther from the truth. Think about it, how could humans be the perfect hosts for these alien embryos if humans have only been used for the last few years. It just doesn’t make sense does it?

     Next time when you are in the doctors office trying to figure out why you just can not seem to lose those extra pounds, ask yourself, how easy is it to remove the growing embryo by yourself. The doctor is lying to you. He is just trying to help keep tract of the embryo’s developmental progress and keep your body the perfect environment. Too bad you will never live to see the creature which is growing inside you.