Gay People Save the Planet!

     The problem isn't our individual carbon emissions it is that our children require equal or more emissions during their lifetime. Each generation demands more energy than the one preceding it and we will have riots if we try to restrict the energy usage and electronics of the public. Just think about how much energy, resources, etc that goes into that new iphone you think you need every time a new one comes out. You aren't happy when your phone carrier won't let you upgrade as often as you want but what would you do if the government was involved in how often you got to upgrade? That is just one aspect of our modern lives what about all the clothes you buy and never wear or only wear once, the cars, and everything else you consume. If you produce kids, they will want all of that and more.

     This is all why I am in favor of gay marriage as these people are taking themselves out of the breeding pool. What we need to do to save the planet is get more gay people. We need to encourage people to become gay and make it popular. Now Americans are never going to go for a child limit so I am thinking that a tax break for non-breeders would help encourage childlessness. The only way we can keep up with the energy consumption is by having fewer people.