My Family is Crazy! Part 2

     No one in my family is very bright or cares about my allergies so even though I am badly allergic to turkey, they had me cook it for thanksgiving. I decided to creatively get revenge on them for this. I decided to stuff the turkey with a Cornish Game Hen and filled the rest with more traditional stuffing. After I got the whole mess down there I offered my aunt and uncle the honors of carving the turkey. Since they both love to be the center of attention they went for it. The first few cuts were good and people were happy but then confusion hit. "What the hell is this?" my aunt screamed and held up the smaller bird that was inside. I then acted shocked and exclaimed that the bird was pregnant and the whole family freaked out. One of my cousins actually threw up. Some one fainted but I forgot who. People just ran around freaking out and yelling at each other about how I fucked up cooking the bird. Eventually I couldn't take it any more and started laughing. Everyone stopped and glared at me and demanded to know what was so funny. When I told them that the bird wasn't pregnant because birds lay eggs and that I had stuffed the bird with another bird, they all got mad at me. I was told that a prank like that was mean and completely uncalled for. Then convinced that the bird was poisoned, they all refused to eat it and claimed that I ruined thanksgiving. Sure I have not been invited back, but it was worth it.