My Inbred Relatives

     People ask me why my family is crazy and I will finally say that it is because we are inbred. My family lays claim to the first baby born in our state. This doesn't help with people trying to not marry too closely. I know we are inbred because I am the only one who has ONLY 2 breasts. My mother has one behind her knee. My sister has one growing on the bottom on another one. One of my cousins has three in a row. My grandmother has a small one on her back. While my great grandmother has TWO extra ones on her feet. Its not surprising that there is mental illness. I decided to research and found my mother's side of the family married my father's side multiple times over and not much further than 1st cousins. So yes that is my problem is that I am inbred and sooo not proud of it.