the merrits of football gloves

Recently I have found that mens football gloves work great, they have an impermeable surface on the palm that is very sticky, the backs are open and airy to prevent overheating and sweating, and they are designed to hold up to all kinds of abuses. Which is great because I can leave my house without having an allergic reaction to everything I touch. The only problem is that they have bad patterns on the backs of the hands which draws way too much attention. I don't need little skulls on the backs of my hands while trying to hold down an office job.