Once while pet sitting for a particularly obnoxious relative I found out that the dog was unable to crap anywhere but outside the property line. It wouldn't go in the back yard, it didn't drop one in the house, it would only go when on a walk. Now this was a rather large dog. The size of dog where you are taking shopping bags to pick up afterwards. The type of dog where you wonder how the thing can shit as much as it does.
Being out of bags and knowing there was a pick up after your pets law in force I started making maps. I mapped out everywhere the dog dropped one and created quite the pile of piles. Forgetting about them and the owner returning early from vacation... the maps were found. Now since I am a scientist and label everything you can correctly assume that the maps were labeled. The owner was none too pleased to go on a scavenger hunt for two weeks worth of dog shits.
I was never asked to dog sit again. I can honestly say that I am not heartbroken over how things turned out.
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