Bio Engineering

There is much talk these days about bio engineering and gmo foods. But I am sure there is one gmo we can all get behind. I would love and adore this genetically modified organism as long as I live.

Pet Sitting

Once while pet sitting for a particularly obnoxious relative I found out that the dog was unable to crap anywhere but outside the property line. It wouldn't go in the back yard, it didn't drop one in the house, it would only go when on a walk. Now this was a rather large dog. The size of dog where you are taking shopping bags to pick up afterwards. The type of dog where you wonder how the thing can shit as much as it does.

Being out of bags and knowing there was a pick up after your pets law in force I started making maps. I mapped out everywhere the dog dropped one and created quite the pile of piles. Forgetting about them and the owner returning early from vacation... the maps were found. Now since I am a scientist and label everything you can correctly assume that the maps were labeled. The owner was none too pleased to go on a scavenger hunt for two weeks worth of dog shits.

I was never asked to dog sit again. I can honestly say that I am not heartbroken over how things turned out.

Women Drivers.

Normally I don't comment on women drivers but this woman just had no idea. I watcher her car jerk as she parked. This didn't seem to concern her and she went shopping. Upon returning she got into her car and tried to drive away. The wheels were spinning but the car wouldn't move. She got out and circled the car, and seeing nothing wrong she tried to drive again. This repeated for some time with her becoming increasingly frustrated. I was having a good time watching and laughing at the situation. She finally got her husband to come over and he started laughing and called a tow truck. She had high centered her car on a large rock. I just wish I had taken a picture.

On Doing Detailed Work

My family has taught me a long time ago that when doing detailed work especially close to your face, you must stick out your tongue. Which has lead to many mishaps over the years. Once I watched one of them when having trouble threading a needle actually thread the needle through a taste-bud. Which lead to all sorts of screaming, panic, and running around the house yelling like a maniac and refusing all help. I had a hard time not laughing out loud at the whole situation.

I have a fun time trying to figure out what kind of knot is being tied based on what their tongue is doing. I don't know why the tongue is out but it is out and darting from side to side while the knot is being tied. As if the tongue is leading the string through the knot and it is a very detailed path.
 
Now I am very careful to keep my tongue inside my mouth at all times.

The Mystery of Oak Island

The mystery of oak island is an old one. Is there a huge treasure hidden, a vast library, maybe the arc of the covenant, or is it just a joke placed here by aliens.

Every time I hear about oak island I am struck by how odd the whole mystery is. How no one can figure out where the water comes from to fill the money pit. All the artifacts found could have simply been dropped by past explorers as I am sure the current explorers drop artifacts of their adventures. Lives lost, countless dollars, and years of effort have only yielded a handful of coconut fiber, a few rocks, and a solitary coin. Hardly enough to keep spending money on such a venture.

This all points to the mystery of the island being some sort of joke. The question is if that joke is played by immortals or very long lived aliens who like playing with mice in a maze.

Gluten Free Dining Albany Oregon

Pizza
Pizza Now has the best gluten free crust, the best prices, and really fast service. Even without coupons this is one of the best pizza places in town.
Figaros A bit over priced and always takes at least half an hour to get your order but it is still pretty good.
Abby's pizza is a bit over priced and only has rather small gluten free pizzas. The service leaves something to be desired and the menu is structured poorly.

Mexican
Taqueria Alonzo
The place may not look like much from the outside but the food more than makes up for the atmosphere.
Los Dos Amigos Hacienda  
The parking lot may be a bit hard to get into but the food is good. Just talk over your order with the waiter before you get too far. There are lots of options though.
Mexico Lindo
This place looks as good on the outside as it tastes on the inside. Most everything on the menu is gluten free if you avoid the flour tortillas.

Fast Food
Rigoberto's 
Mexican food fast just don't order anything fried or in a wheat tortilla.
Muchas Gracias
Mexican food fast just don't order anything fried or in a wheat tortilla.
Other
Sam City If you react really bad to gluten then order the pho because it is kept in a separate area of the kitchen from any gluten. It never shows up with bread and is always good. For other items you need to ask the waiter.

Momiji This is decent sushi at a decent price.

Applebees They have a gluten free menu and I suggest consulting it before you order.

Gluten Free Dining Eugene Oregon

I am gluten free and have been for some time. Finding restaurants which will cater to my needs are rare and far between.

Twin Dragon in Eugene Oregon is the best Chinese food in Eugene. Yes you have to talk to the water to see which items can be made for you but the food is well worth the effort. If you are lucky enough to get the young male waiter and they aren't too busy grab a take out menu and have him go over the items with you. He is the one who knows the most about the menu. Mark the ones you would like to try even if you couldn't possibly try them all on the first visit. This way you know what to try till you have all your favorites down. I am a major fan of the Broccoli Beef and the Black Pepper Beef. I can't seem to get enough of those two dishes. I also take home any extra and add a few more bits of vegetables and rice at home to get another delicious meal and stretch out the experience.

I hope this helps you all to have a great food day.