Are dumps haunted?

     It is well known that many antiques are haunted because a person was very attached to the item and the soul stayed with the item even after death. What happens to hoarders? Those people are attached to every last item they have ever laid eyes on. Since they tend to accumulate mostly crap, after they die the family just hauls it all off to the dump. Does this mean that hoarders haunt the dump? Will people of the future be doing lots of ghost hunting in old dumps?

Bowel Evacuation Instructions!

The maps are wrong!

Everything you know about maps is wrong!

Unborn Children Have Lawyers WTF?

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/24/us/case-explores-rights-of-fetus-versus-mother.html?pagewanted=1&_r=0
     This is absolutely barbaric. Women are being kidnapped, held against their will, and forced into medical treatment they may not want. Why would you incarcerate pregnant women for being pregnant? This is an outrage. How can you order a woman to carry a child to term just because you think she should? Who are you to force another human being to your will just because you think you are right?
     The Wisconsin law, according to the suit filed in United States District Court in Milwaukee, deprives women of physical liberty, medical privacy, due process and other constitutional rights. It is also based on faulty information about the risks to newborns and ultimately does more harm than good, the suit argues, by scaring pregnant women away from prenatal care.

The sad thing is that this has all happened before and will continue to happen.
 Read more about these awe full cases
SAMPLE CASE SUMMARIES (1973-2013) LOCKED-UP IN JAILS AND PRISONS

• A pregnant woman accidentally falls down a flight of stairs and is arrested on charges of attempted feticide;
• A woman who obtained the contraceptive Depo Provera later experiences a miscarriage. She is held in jail for year on murder charges;
• A woman who obtained the contraceptive Depo Provera later experiences a miscarriage. She is held in jail for year on murder charges;
• Prosecutors use the fact that a woman had an abortion in the past to show it is likely that the woman had demonstrated a disregard for life and in fact murdered her boyfriend;
• A pregnant woman about to be released from prison is re-incarcerated when the judge learns she is pregnant and HIV positive;
• A pregnant woman who is awaiting sentencing that mandates probation is held in jail to prevent her from having an abortion;
• A pregnant woman who attempts suicide survives, but because she lost the pregnancy she is arrested on charges of murder;
• A woman is convicted of homicide by child abuse after she suffers a stillbirth and tests positive for an illegal drug. All agree she had no intention of losing the pregnancy. She serves 8 years in prison before a court decides she received ineffective assistance of counsel in which her trial attorney failed to call experts who would have testified about "recent studies showing that cocaine is no more harmful to a fetus than nicotine use, poor nutrition, lack of prenatal care, or other conditions commonly associated with the urban poor;”
• A woman refuses fetal monitoring and cesarean surgery at which point medical staff call the police. She is charged with attempted homicide of her fetus based on the claim that her use of alcohol during pregnancy could have caused her fetus to be stillborn.

LOCKED-UP IN MENTAL HOSPITALS

• A woman goes to her nearby hospital voluntarily seeking help for her opiate addiction. Despite the fact that her addiction posed no significant risk to the health of the fetus, she is reported to the state, sheriffs take her into custody and she is sent to a locked psychiatric ward away from her husband and son and where she receives no prenatal care;
  
• A woman is held in a locked psychiatric facility because she did not obtain a recommended follow-up gestational diabetes test. The facility never administers the test;
  
• A woman about to be released from a mental hospital because she has been determined to be sane is, nevertheless, kept in the institution through a civil child welfare proceeding in which the state argued that she should remain institutionalized because the state alleged she would not properly care for the fetus still inside of her.

DEPRIVED OF LIBERTY & SUBJECTED TO MEDICAL INTERVENTIONS INCLUDING SURGERY

• A woman wishes to avoid unnecessary surgery if she can. She seeks to deliver vaginally but is denied access to any hospital unless she agrees to give up her right to medical decision-making and schedules cesarean surgery. Her attempt to labor and delivery at home is discovered and she is taken into custody by a sheriff while in active labor, transported against her will to the hospital with her legs strapped together, and forced to have the surgery;
  
• Despite knowing that forced cesarean surgery could kill her, a court orders a pregnant woman to undergo that surgery – and both she and the baby die;
  
• A hospital obtains a court order forcing a woman to undergo cesarean surgery. Her opposition is so strong that hospital staff ties her down with leather wrist and ankle cuffs while she screams for help. 

The really sick part of all this is that if the men carried the child, these laws wouldn't exist!

Wall tapestries should come back into vogue

Wall tapestries are colorful pictures woven into cloth which tell stores and provides bonus insulation and echo reduction. These were once the height of luxury and present in all the castles but they have fallen out of favor as printed paintings have come into fashion. Yet these prints lack depth, color, and are only cheap reproductions of famous artwork. They do not tell the history of the family in a surprisingly washable format. But there is nothing lost when they are burned in a house fire. Who wants to live in such a replaceable consumerist culture. 

One of the more famous, and my personal favorite, of these is the unicorn tapestries.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hunt_of_the_Unicorn These huge tapestries would take up the majority of a wall in the average house so they are on display in museums. http://www.metmuseum.org/metmedia/interactives/adults-teachers/the-unicorn-tapestries the detail is impressive and the work as a whole shows much about the culture of the people who made them.

Westbro Baptist Church Should Leave USA

The Westbro Baptist Church talks a lot about how god hates America and that they are just trying to warn us about how we are bringing about sodam by allowing gays to live in America. Well, none of us want to hear about them so why don't we ask them to buy their own island and move there. Their message is hateful and hurtful so why don't we vote them off to their own island? At least then these freaks wouldn't be breeding into the American population to help spread their special kind of madness.

Watch these freaks try to explain their madness, and you would come to realize that they should all be sent to their own island to live out their lives where they can't bother the good people of America.

How about Alcatraz. There are already buildings out there and they can have fun with the hauntings!They could put all the "God Hates Fags" signs they want to and we could chip them so they couldn't go onto the mainland.

Society is failing due to lack of ziggurats

Society is failing due to lack of ziggurats.

 Ziggurats are raised platforms that were part of temples and other buildings. Each group that made them constructed them differently but the goal was the same. This is why society was better when we were building ziggurats because people were focused toward a common goal. People would feel a sense of accomplishment with building the structure. People would find inner peace through work and a sense of community by working with others. People knew where they stood In society because most weren't allowed in the highest places so no one confused themselves with royalty. If you tried to reach too high then you would probably be killed but we wouldn't have the problems of today with all the politicians. 

God Kings really helped keep society in line. Worshiping the god king was a huge part of what glued the society together. This helped really eliminate the differences in religion and mad the nameless gods tangible. So lets build some modern ones with flush toilets and other such modern amenities.

Twin Dragons in Eugene Oregon

     I just ate the best chinese food I have had in years. They have gluten free options available if you ask but I would like to see them update the menu so that you can know what could be made gluten free. Even if a full menu update isn't an option they could still mark the items with a GF or even stickers. This would help all the gluten free people have a better idea of what their options are and would open the restaurant to a whole new market of people. The food was amazing and I will definitely be back. Next time I hope to try different dishes.
Check them out on yelp

Cost of the shutdown? $24 billion dollars

The government shutdown cost us about $24 billion dollars and republicans claim that they did this because the health care law was going to be too expensive. There were taxes and such in place to make the cost negligible, yet these idiots went ahead and cost us $24 billion dollars. How could anyone possibly justify these actions? How can these fools expect re-election? What as Americans do we need to do in order to make the point that we all deserve affordable medical care? This is all a huge waste. A crisis of such proportions that was constructed and planned for by republicans is morally repugnant. The whole group acts like children. It seems like it is now time for a third party to enter this two party system. A party that is not corrupt and is looking out for the common man.

Congress VS Toddlers

     I have done some baby sitting and think that a group of toddlers would do a better job than congress. See when the toddlers would throw a tantrum, the toddlers would know why they were throwing a tantrum. The toddler would not forget mid tantrum why they were throwing a tantrum. I have seen a toddler throw a tantrum and then fall asleep but when she woke up she knew what she had wanted. This is not true with congress, as congressmen actually forgot why they shut the government down. They forgot why they were throwing the tantrum and still know that they wanted something but not what that something is. Now the country is being held hostage by people who are less intelligent than a group of toddlers.

The republicans planned this shutdown!

On the House floor, Congressman Chris Van Hollen decided to get a clarification on the rules of the shutdown. Apparently, normally any congressperson can call for a vote on any bill at any time. But just before the shutdown happened, the GOP quietly passed a measure that said only House Majority Leader Eric Cantor can call for the shutdown to end (unless he gives a designee permission). Not even the most senior GOP congressperson, Speaker of the House John Boehner, is allowed to do it, without permission from his own guy.
Here's the thing. Democrats are not always right. Neither are Republicans. The political system is messed up from top to bottom. But this is just crazy. The guy in charge of the GOP can't end the shutdown.

Sue those who shutdown the government.

Here are the 32 republican morons who shutdown the government because they wanted to throw a temper tantrum and hold the country hostage. These are anarchists and terrorists and should be sued to the sum of $300 million/day the government was shutdown. They should be removed from office and replaced by people with less radical views. These people only want to steal food out of the mouths of children and erect a piecemeal government. Their political views were already rejected by the nation at large so we should have them recalled and sent through criminal court as their actions are criminal.

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Representative: Justin Amash
Home District: Grand Rapids, Michigan
Quoted: “President Obama and Senator Reid refuse to negotiate over giving regular Americans the same breaks they give themselves, government workers, and big business.”

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Representative: Michele Bachmann
Home District: Stillwater, Minnesota
Quoted: “This is about the happiest I’ve seen members in a long time because we’ve seen we’re starting to win this dialogue on a national level.”

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Representative: Marsha Blackburn
Home District: Brentwood, Tennessee
Quoted: “There is some good news out of the shutdown, the EPA can't issue new regulations.”
 

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Representative: Mo Brooks
Home District: Huntsville, Alabama
Quoted: “America survived the last 17 government shutdowns.”

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Representative: Paul Broun
Home District: Athens, Georgia
Quoted: “[The Democrats] need to look in the mirror, because they're the ones to blame. They're the ones that shut the government down."

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Representative: John Carter
Home District: Round Rock, Texas
Quoted: “We must postpone this overreaching and damaging law that I believe will bankrupt the hard-working every day American.”

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Representative: John Culberson
Home District: Houston, Texas
Quoted: “The whole room [said]: 'Let's vote!' I said, like 9/11, 'Let's roll!”

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Representative: Ron DeSantis
Home District: Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida
Quoted: “It is a simple issue of fairness: Members of Congress, their staff, and the political elite should not be given special relief from the harmful effects of Obamacare while the rest of America is left holding the bag.”

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Representative: Scott DesJarlais
Home District: Jasper, Tennessee
Quoted: “I remain committed in refusing to vote for any proposal that funds the president’s health-care law, and I call upon my colleagues to join me. A temporary government shutdown pales in comparison to the long-term negative consequences that Obamacare will impose on our economy and our healthcare system.”

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Representative: Jeff Duncan
Home District: Laurens, South Carolina
Quoted: “I believe Obamacare has shut down America, so I’d rather shut down the government than continue doing what we’re doing, which is penalizing businesses and families in this country.”

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Representative: John Fleming
Home District: Minden, Louisiana
Quoted: “This is what my constituents send me here for. This does underscore just how serious we are and how serious our constituents are about putting an end to Obamacare.”

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Representative: Scott Garrett
Home District: Wantange Township, New Jersey
Quoted: “I am deeply disappointed that President Obama and the Senate refused to come to the negotiation table and failed to fund the federal government.”

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Representative: Phil Gingrey
Home District: Marietta, Georgia
Quoted: “A majority of Americans think Obamacare will make health care in our country worse, and they’re right. House Republicans are listening to the American people, and I urge Harry Reid and Senate Democrats to do the same."

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Representative: Louie Gohmert
Home District: Tyler, Texas
Quoted: "There are just so many broken promises that we need to slow this train wreck, this nightmare. It's time to put the skids on this thing and slow it down before more people get hurt."

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Representative: Tom Graves
Home District: Ranger, Georgia
Quoted: "House GOP is united around a very reasonable policy: POTUS should give families the same Obamacare delay he gave to businesses."

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Representative: Vicky Hartzler
Home District: Harrisonville, Missouri
Quoted: "The American people have spoken already on this: They do not want Obamacare .... It is hurting people."

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Representative: Tim Huelskamp
Home District: Fowler, Kansas
Quoted: "Most Americans realize the government shutdown has no impact on their daily life. They got their mail today; they're going to get their Social Security check."

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Representative: Jim Jordan
Home District: Urbana, Ohio 
Quoted: "We have to get something on Obamacare, because that — if you want to get this country on a fiscal path to balance, you cannot let an entitlement of this size that will truly bankrupt the country and, more importantly, one that's not going to help Americans with their health care, you can't let this happen. "

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Representative: Steve King
Home District: Kiron, Iowa
Quoted: "The American people have rejected Obamacare. The president is willing to put all of that on the line to save his namesake legislation, which I think would go down in history as the largest political tantrum ever."

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Representative: Raul Labrador
Home District: Eagle, Idaho
Quoted: To Chris Matthews of MSNBC: "You know, your boss, Tip O'Neill, shut down the government 12 different times. And you didn't call him a terrorist."

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Representative: Tom Massie
Home District: Garrison, Kentucky
Quoted: "It’s just not that big of a deal." 

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Representative: Tom McClintock
Home District: Elk Grove, California 
Quoted: In response to Harry Reid calling Tea Partiers "anarchists": "When the other guy starts calling you names, you know that you're winning the debate, and you know that he knows you're winning the debate."

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Representative: Mark Meadows
Home District: Cashier, North Carolina
Quoted: “James Madison wrote in Federalist No. 58 that ‘the power over the purse may, in fact, be regarded as the most complete and effectual weapon . . . for obtaining redress of every grievance.’" 

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Representative: Randy Neugebauer
Home District: Lubbock, Texas
Quoted: "We get tons of mail and E-mails and phone calls. And overwhelmingly, those phone calls say, 'Congressman, do everything you can to get rid of this very onerous piece of legislation. We don’t want the government running our health care.' And so, from my perspective, we’re doing the people’s work here.”

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Representative: Matt Salmon
Home District: Mesa, Arizona
Quoted: “I was here during the government shutdown in 1995. It was a divided government. we had a Democrat president of the United States. We had a Republican Congress. And I believe that that government shutdown actually gave us the impetus, as we went forward, to push toward some real serious compromise.”

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Representative: Mark Sanford
Home District: Charleston, South Carolina
Quoted: "Our society has been held together for over 200 years in no small part due to the belief that our system was fair or equitable, yet the implementation of the Affordable Care Act has been anything but that."

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Representative: Steve Scalise
Home District: Jefferson, Louisiana
Quoted: “Either Obamacare is good enough that it should apply to all or it is so bad that it should apply to none. It is time for the sweetheart deals and backroom exemptions to end.”

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Representative: Dave Schweikert
Home District: Fountain Hills, Arizona
Quoted: "I know it's not comfortable for a lot of people here, but this is how it's supposed to work. It's supposed to be cantankerous. It's supposed to be this constant grinding." *

* A previous version of this story quoted Schweikert saying that the shutdown "is my kind of fun." That statement was taken out of context. The congressman was referring to an interview with NPR, not with the government shutdown. We regret the error.

 

 

 

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Representative: Steve Stockman
Home District: Clear Lake, Texas
Quoted: “Americans want Congress to do two things, work together on our national fiscal crisis and stop Obamacare. It’s time Congress started listening to them.”

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Representative: Marlin Stutzman
Home District: Howe, Indiana
Quoted: “We aren't going to be disrespected. We have to get something out of this. And I don’t know what that even is.”

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Representative: Randy Weber
Home District: Pearland, Texas
Quoted: “When the Democrats passed [Obamacare] over 60 percent of America’s wishes three years ago, they began this government shutdown.”

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Representative: Ted Yoho
Home District: Gainesville, Florida
Quoted: “It only takes one with passion — look at Rosa Parks, Lech Walesa, Martin Luther King.”

Fucking Republicans

All the negotiations and all we got was the nation not to go into default for 6 more weeks. 6 WEEKS WTF??? The government will still be shutdown. Children will still go without food. No national parks or food safety. The list of problems just goes on and the only point we have been able to make to these republican assholes is that there will be no conditions to the debt ceiling rise. Yet the people who put us in this situation still get paid and we are just shit out of luck. They have even been spending the shutdown drinking and partying it up like this is something to celebrate. This entire situation is disgusting and those people should be ashamed of themselves. Not to mention purposely sensationalizing that they are not doing their job. I hope the assholes responsible do not get reelected.

Learn the gluten free life first hand.

     For $2000 you can come live in my house for 3 days and learn everything it took me years to figure out. How to live gluten free and find gluten free products like paper towels, laundry detergent, deodorant, toothpaste, and fertilizers for the garden. We will go to the grocery store and read labels. I will point out to you all the different forms and words for wheat. I will teach you to bake using gluten free recipes. How to look for gluten in medicine. How to travel and be gluten free. You will even receive a packet with the recipes we covered and hits to surviving in the real world. If you are recently diagnosed and not sure where to go from there just come over and learn. I am so sensitive to gluten that I react to door knobs in public and can teach you to also handle being gluten free.

Government Shutdown Drinking Game

Watch the news and take a drink when...

• A republican lies.
•  Someone tries to brand the shutdown. Ex: liberal shutdown
•  Someone complains about the healthcare websites not working
• A republican is caught in a photo with a veteran somewhere the republican voted to close down.
• Waterfall when Obama admonishes republicans for bad behavior.
• 2 shots every time John Boehner demands healthcare cuts to negotiate.

If you do this you will be dead in about 2 hrs. Thanks for playing. 

This life is a lie

     I am not happy with this life. I am always lonely and wishing for more from the world around me yet I never find what i am searching for. The American dream I was brought up to believe in was always a lie. To have no friends living near, even just to sit and do hand crafts as a group. I have never really had that for more than a week at a time. I am tired of the lies that money and purchased goods will make me happy. They will in the short term but what I really want, what I have been dreaming about since childhood is having a group of people to hang out with, play games with, to do crafts with, to run off into the forest and make up a game on the spot. No fancy coat or necklace will ever fill that need. That way madness lays and all will end in depression.

John Boehner Is A Terrorist!

     John Boehner is still holding out for healthcare concessions. How about he give up his benefits package and we will start talking. This man wants to make it so that people continue to get sick and die due to lack of access to healthcare and is holding the government over a barrel to try and get his way. He has the mindset of a toddler stamping his little feet and throwing a tantrum. He needs to grow up and face the reality that real Americans, like me, need access to healthcare. His party tanked the economy so I can't get a good job that has benefits so why does he get to stop me from getting healthcare through the government? This isn't fare. Especially when you realize that he still takes his benefits package from the government. He is just a jerk who wants all us little people to roll over and die.
      Not only should this man give up his benefits package but he should pay back us all for the 300 million dollars lost each day that the government is closed.

Sue tea party and speaker of the house for the government shutdown!

     The actions of the republican party are so repugnant that they are costing the American public 300 million a day for this shutdown. Many of the members of this party are quite proud of their involvement and have told everyone about how happy they are that the government suddenly got a lot smaller. Yet they immediately started whining about the few services they care about being cut and worked together to get those back up and running. But this entire situation of having the government shout down because they can't agree on a budget is complete bullshit and never should have come about. Veterans will go without benefits, children will go without food, cancer research is going without funding, the national parks are shutdown, the FDA is on a skeleton crew and can not possibly ketch the contaminated foods. Low income people will be going without heat. All of these things not being funded is not a victory. This is not a win lose situation.. This is life and death for many all over a few rich assholes not wanting to share the gift of healthcare to us all.
     I need some help to start a class action lawsuit against the republicans who caused all of this. We would have the American people as a whole sign it. All the teachers, head-start workers, veterans, military, farmers, even the loggers and many more who are not mentioned. For years we have put up with an ever worsening political climate and I have had enough of it. The solution is not simply to move to Canada but instead show those rich assholes in government that we the people will not put up with it any more. Lets sue the bastards who caused this!

the merrits of football gloves

Recently I have found that mens football gloves work great, they have an impermeable surface on the palm that is very sticky, the backs are open and airy to prevent overheating and sweating, and they are designed to hold up to all kinds of abuses. Which is great because I can leave my house without having an allergic reaction to everything I touch. The only problem is that they have bad patterns on the backs of the hands which draws way too much attention. I don't need little skulls on the backs of my hands while trying to hold down an office job.

Morally Ban Buying Christmass Paraphanelia Till After Thanksgiving!

     I really hate seeing Christmas decorations out before thanksgiving happens. When I was growing up all the Christmas stuff would start showing up in stores the day after thanksgiving. Now the shit is going on the shelves at the same time as the Halloween stuff. I realize that we are in the middle of an economic downturn and that people do spend a shitload of money on Christmas crap but does it really have to come out before fall even hits? All that does is make me tired of Christmas before it even gets here. Now since trying to get legislation to go through limiting the availability of Christmas crap but what we all can do is not buy any of it till after thanksgiving. The stores would get the message and we can all go back to having shopping seasons rather than a 6 month long Christmas prelude.

Prohibition is back martial law is comming

     With this government shutdown beer and wine makers can't get new labels approved so it can't be bottled and new brewers can't be approved. Which means that as a nation we will soon run out of alcohol and sobriety will be forced on us all. I wonder if I can still get another bathtub?
     This all means that martial law can't be far behind because once the supplies of alcohol dwindle the riots will start. With the police and national guard not being paid who will respond? Soon we will all be on our own in this dog eat dog world. How long till there is a run on the government buildings where we all know they have their own personal supplies of alcohol to get the politicians through this crisis.
     We should nominate the owner of wall-mart for president. He runs half the country anyways, and I don't ever find shit on the floor like at kmart. If only our government ran as efficiently as your local walmart.

Forclosing on the White House!

     Foreclosure is coming! The government doesn't pay their bills and people come to collect what would they take? Would China be able to take the White House? What about taking our houses of parliament? Could we sell them some of those more annoying southern states? Would anyone actually want Georgia? Can we declare bankruptcy and just not pay china or the rest of the world? That would eliminate the national debt and we wouldn't need to increase the national debt sealing for a really long time. What happens to all those nuclear weapons we have if they are foreclosed on? Can we sell off all those high priced guns to the NRA?

Government Shutdown VS Starving the Children

     What good does it do to give health care to all these kids if we aren't going to educate them or feed them? By removing headstart and WIC from children we would be increasing their stress which would only increase the health care costs. Since doctors can't prescribe food to treat the malnutrition in children you are essentially putting the most vulnerable among us in an even worse spot. Then again republicans believe that life begins at conception and ends at birth so why don't those toddlers go out, start businesses, and earn the money to buy the food they so badly need. If headstart was any good then they would be teaching those kids how to be little CEO's. We could also cut costs by providing free vasectomies and tubal ligation once people reach 21. This would cut down on how many people are being born, covered by government healthcare, and prison costs.

Fox News Lies

     Due to a lawsuit Fox News made it legal for the media to lie to you. Which is awful and will do nothing to make this world a better place.

Excerpt below:

"In February 2003, a Florida Court of Appeals unanimously agreed with an
assertion by FOX News that there is no rule against distorting or
falsifying the news in the United States.

"Fox" argued that, under the First Amendment, broadcasters have the right
to lie or deliberately distort news reports on public airwaves. Fox
attorneys did not dispute Akre's claim that they pressured her to
broadcast a false story, they simply maintained that it was their right to
do so."
 http://disinfo.com/2013/03/its-official-news-media-can-legally-lie/

The fear mongering and flat out lies makes me not want to live on this planet anymore.

The government is full of assholes but today I learned that there are fun and creepy things to do with pet hair.

We all know that crazy cat people are by their own nature but taking small clumps of cat fur and turning them into hand puppets is a bit strange. I guess I am just glad that they are not yet making a cat hair sweater. That way you can have the shedding kitty fur with you everywhere and in semi stylish ways.

Hairballs can become fun art projects too. Just vacuum it up and have some fun... and all your friends will think you are crazy.

Why not use the cat hair to make containers to hold the cat treats... but I don't think I have seen those colors on a cat ever. How much is this cat shedding? Is it bald yet?

I do have to admit that this one is a bit more possible. After all that is a big fully puppy and probably sheds a sweater that size each month. If she keeps saving up the fur she can have a great new low cost wardrobe by the end of the year. Just don't get it wet. Can you imagine the wet dog smell?

Don't have time to make it yourself. Just send it on over for processing. http://www.designerdogyarn.com/about.html With enough cash they will send you back a fun and furry item.

Shooting at US Capital Building

     This comes as no surprise to me as there is only so far you can stress desperate people before something goes horribly wrong. http://www.kptv.com/story/23602633/us-capitol-building-on-lockdown I am just surprised that it took 3 days to happen. Now will republicans realize that they have gone too far with the government shutdown and that negotiation needs to happen now?

Update:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/shots-fired-u-s-capitol-report-article-1.1475378
Woman tried to ram white house gates with her car. Went on long police chase and was killed

Republicans went nuclear now what?

     Republicans hope to get something from this government shutdown and are holding out for whatever that is. Which is ridiculous as they don't even know what they are holding out for. The shutdown explained
Well first of all they are trying to re-brand themselves to defer the blame for our current crisis. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/02/congress-during-government-shutdown_n_4031913.html By telling us that they are appalled by the shut memorials, that they shut down. That Obama is refusing to fund cancer research, which they shut down. That Obama is refusing to give local DC coverage which would turn back on their garbage service, which they shut down. So there is some slight of hand and misdirection going on all while John Boehner is wanting to hang up a mission accomplished banner.

Having a functioning government is not about sensationally running from one self made crisis to another nor is it about pandering to the most radical fundamentalist you can find. It is a system of give and take that does the most good for the greatest number of people. So when Obama sets conditions for negotiations look at those conditions for what they are. Reasonable: "...he would negotiate with them only after they agreed to the funding needed to reopen the government and also to an essential increase in the nation’s debt limit, without add-ons" Till then the republicans can just sit in the slowly piling up trash heaps due to their lack of a paid garbage system for all I care. 

The FDA Closure

     The FDA is not testing new products right now and only doing recalls on some dangerous products. So lets have some fun with it and start putting dangerous products on the market. Lets put lead back into the paint. Removing it was bullshit anyways. Why doesn't Pepsi just buy out the FDA that way they can push through all kinds of dangerous drinks. Put the pain killers in the sodas to make Pepsi products prescription. This could pay off the federal debt and revitalize the economy, so lets go for it.

My Inbred Relatives

     People ask me why my family is crazy and I will finally say that it is because we are inbred. My family lays claim to the first baby born in our state. This doesn't help with people trying to not marry too closely. I know we are inbred because I am the only one who has ONLY 2 breasts. My mother has one behind her knee. My sister has one growing on the bottom on another one. One of my cousins has three in a row. My grandmother has a small one on her back. While my great grandmother has TWO extra ones on her feet. Its not surprising that there is mental illness. I decided to research and found my mother's side of the family married my father's side multiple times over and not much further than 1st cousins. So yes that is my problem is that I am inbred and sooo not proud of it.

Government Negociations

     Someone needs to teach Obama how to negotiate with republicans. If you can't beat the fools who want to eliminate the healthcare bill, give them something else to complain about. Threaten to close all the golf courses, gun clubs, and investment firms. Since the republicans are holding the government hostage, just shut what they want and that should really help bring both parties to the negotiation tables. The republicans just don't know how to give and take on negotiations so lets force these terrorists to give us back our government.

Cost Cutting VS Healthcare

     There are many ways we can cut costs and still have healthcare. For example we could have the TSA do prostate and breast exams. They want to grope people and they already have the xray machines on hand. Why not combine and cut costs. Hell they could throw in the free random colonoscopie just for shits and giggles. Since they are convinced we all have something up our asses why not buy the damn camera and go for it. Email the results to a doctor for evaluation. Since we are in the age of mall shootings upgrade the mall security to do similar screenings so people wouldn't even need to buy a ticked and fly anywhere to get their free prostate exam.

Instead of going to the doctor at an office and paying a lot of overhead so have a booth at the grocery store where you can go in and talk to a doctor at their house and have easy to use equipment for self testing and you get your diagnosis. It would cut down a lot on overhead and lower costs. There would also be a lot less waiting around.

     Make the people who are on WIC and food stamps lean how to cook with all those vegetables that way the headstart kids don't try to get the teacher to tell their parents which "box" to buy because they are quite enjoying their first home cooked meal ever.

     Instead of having tea part or a recess how about government officials just get their damn work done.

Obamacare Glitches

     All new things have a few glitches the first time they roll out. Weeks beforehand people were worried that there would be too much traffic for the websites to handle which doesn't mean that the American public doesn't want healthcare. It means that everyone is so desperate to get healthcare that they are overwhelming the sites. There is still over a hundred days before anyone would actually be getting coverage so why is it such a problem that there are glitches? Because republicans are desperate for any reason to be upset at the new healthcare law. After all with republicans life begins at conception and ends at birth, which is when all republicans stop caring about a child. If every life is sacred then why do you not take care of those children so they can grow into happy healthy adults. Everyone has a right to live a happy healthy life without going bankrupt due to cancer or an accident. I am against killing children over healthcare costs.

     If this shutdown is really over money then why is the shutdown costing 12.5million/hr and no republicans care?

What is the Government Shutting Down?

• We all know that the national parks are shut down but what else.
• The Smithsonian museum is shut.
• All zoo's will close.
• The federal court has 9 days left of functioning.
• The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention will be severely limited in spotting or investigating disease outbreaks such as the flu or that mysterious MERS virus from the Middle East.
• Food assistance for example WIC will be shut down. So much for feeding women, infants, and children. After all proper nutrition never helped anyone anyways. 
• You must still pay taxes! That is right you have to pay taxes on a government that is not functioning!
• In Yellowstone national park visitors were given 48 hour notices to get the fuck out!
• Food safety will go down the tubes and will not be rutienly inspected so watch out for food poisoning.
   
  If all of that wasn't strange and fucked up enough the list continues. 
   
   About 70% of the 86,000 civilians employed at the 16 U.S. intelligence agencies have been furloughed, officials said in Washington. "The intelligence community's ability to identify threats and provide information for a broad set of national security decisions will be diminished for the duration," said Shawn Turner, a spokesman for the director of national intelligence. Which all means that it would be the perfect opportunity to attack America. 
  
  
  Veteran's honor flights are being canceled. They are not being able to see their own memorials before they die. Many have waited years to see them.
  
  
  I hope you didn't want a flu shot this year as not enough will be made.
  
  
  You can't buy a gun during the shutdown. That should piss off the NRA!
  
  
  No more OSHA inspections. I hope you don't hurt yourself.
  
  
  No more pesticide regulations.
  
  
  Low income people will be without heat as there is no assistance any more. 
  
  
  Even more available at http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/09/who-gets-screwed-shutdown-poor-people-old-people-basically-everyone
  
  
  HOW THE HELL IS ALL OF THIS WORSE THAN AMERICANS GETTING HEALTH INSURANCE????? So call/write/tweet your representatives. Together we can make our voices heard.
   
   
  
  

Republican Congressman Aren't Better Than Us.

     If the republican congressmen hate universal healthcare so much why don't they just give up their benefits packages. That is what this is whole fight is about. The congressmen think that they are better than the rest of us and should get better healthcare which currently they do. When obamacare goes into effect all the government workers would be on the same plan as the rest of us. Apparently sinking to the level of the rest of America scares them and that is why they are fighting obamacare for.

Congress is Full of Children.. So Lets Put Them in Diapers!

     Since congress is full of children so afraid of making a decision that they only pander to their most vocal constituents lets have them dress in diapers, bonnets, and bibs and keep it up till the kids decide to grow the fuck up an act like adults. Since they are paid so much every year to supposedly make decisions and act in our best interests and they are not doing so lets punish them. After all it is my tax money that is paying their salaries and I don't feel like I am getting my money's worth lets introduce a new dress code. Maybe this will teach them a lesson about holding adult positions and throwing temper tantrums like children.

Congress getting paid during the shutdown is bullshit! Call them!

     How is it that with a government shutdown that is halting pay for so many Americans who are hurting for money and the people who cause these situations still get pay? They were the ones that chose to shut the government down in order to not give us healthcare even though most Americans want healthcare. These elected officals acting like children is bullshit so call them and complain directly I know I will.
Call your congressmen directly! I only posted the Oregon link but the other congressman's direct lines should be equally easy to find.