November 5th 11am

The politicians have forgotten that they were elected to serve the people not line their pockets. They are too weak to stand up to the president. Never before has a more unfit man sat in that office. He lies deflects and lies about lying. He needs to be removed from office before permanent damage is done. Don't forget, he has the nuclear codes.

They have come for our science data, silenced our scientists. Silenced many women, and are coming for our health care. Don't wait till they come for you.

This is a one hour buy nothing no work protest. If you are at work just stop. If you are driving just pull over and wait. Most importantly buy nothing. If enough of us join then our voices will be herd.

Wasting Other People's Time

I got to school one day and noticed 6 trees all indoors and lined up neatly in a row. The first thing I thought was about how the pollen from those trees really irritates my allergies. Then I remembered that modern day Christians kill trees to bring them inside as a Christmas decoration. This seemed odd to see in a school cafeteria because public schools really aren't to favor one religion over another. Thinking on this for some time I suddenly had an overwhelming desire to write "nondenominational tree" on a piece of notebook paper and place it upon one of the trees. This desire was more from my twisted sense of humor than from any sort of political statement.

My prank completed I then went about my classes and checked back on my piece of paper in a few hours. I had simply placed the paper on a branch as it was some sort of ornament. When I returned I discovered that someone had torn a whole in the paper to spear through with a branch to better hold the paper in place. Now I thought this was rather funny and told my friends. Since this was Friday and the building wouldn't be open again till Monday I was rather curious what happened to my sign and checked back early. To my surprise not only was the sign gone but so were the trees.

A friend of mine who worked at the campus started complaining about how he spent most of the weekend in a meeting about this sign someone wrote and left on a tree. He was rather upset about the whole thing and how so many people wasted their weekend debating a piece of paper. Boy was he upset when he found out that I had wrote the sign. He did agree that it was funny at first but about hour 6 of the meeting he was really getting upset about it. Many of the people didn't think they could remove the sign while others just thought that it was a piece of paper and this whole thing was a gigantic waste of time. So due to a small prank that was designed to only make people think and not cause any damage to the university. I still managed to cost the university a lot of money.

All in all it was still a good joke.

Ebola Patients Disappear

Now I'm not sure if the ebola outbreak is some kind of a coverup for a zombie outbreak but I am sure of one thing with the vanishing patients this is very reminiscent of what the american government did to the native americans. I wouldn't be too surprised if the people are being collected to generate as much infected material as possible and then spread the infection further. As with the small pox blankets this would be an attempt at population eradication. After all if the virus was bioengineered to be this lethal, why wouldn't the government try to spread the virus far and wide.

Bio Engineering

There is much talk these days about bio engineering and gmo foods. But I am sure there is one gmo we can all get behind. I would love and adore this genetically modified organism as long as I live.

Pet Sitting

Once while pet sitting for a particularly obnoxious relative I found out that the dog was unable to crap anywhere but outside the property line. It wouldn't go in the back yard, it didn't drop one in the house, it would only go when on a walk. Now this was a rather large dog. The size of dog where you are taking shopping bags to pick up afterwards. The type of dog where you wonder how the thing can shit as much as it does.

Being out of bags and knowing there was a pick up after your pets law in force I started making maps. I mapped out everywhere the dog dropped one and created quite the pile of piles. Forgetting about them and the owner returning early from vacation... the maps were found. Now since I am a scientist and label everything you can correctly assume that the maps were labeled. The owner was none too pleased to go on a scavenger hunt for two weeks worth of dog shits.

I was never asked to dog sit again. I can honestly say that I am not heartbroken over how things turned out.

Women Drivers.

Normally I don't comment on women drivers but this woman just had no idea. I watcher her car jerk as she parked. This didn't seem to concern her and she went shopping. Upon returning she got into her car and tried to drive away. The wheels were spinning but the car wouldn't move. She got out and circled the car, and seeing nothing wrong she tried to drive again. This repeated for some time with her becoming increasingly frustrated. I was having a good time watching and laughing at the situation. She finally got her husband to come over and he started laughing and called a tow truck. She had high centered her car on a large rock. I just wish I had taken a picture.

On Doing Detailed Work

My family has taught me a long time ago that when doing detailed work especially close to your face, you must stick out your tongue. Which has lead to many mishaps over the years. Once I watched one of them when having trouble threading a needle actually thread the needle through a taste-bud. Which lead to all sorts of screaming, panic, and running around the house yelling like a maniac and refusing all help. I had a hard time not laughing out loud at the whole situation.

I have a fun time trying to figure out what kind of knot is being tied based on what their tongue is doing. I don't know why the tongue is out but it is out and darting from side to side while the knot is being tied. As if the tongue is leading the string through the knot and it is a very detailed path.
 
Now I am very careful to keep my tongue inside my mouth at all times.