Grandma and the Impressive Shit Planting Ninjas!!!

     I'm always amazed at some of the things that a schizophrenic will come up with but this is one of the better ones. A relative called me the other day to inform me that she doesn't like the staff in her care home. See someone keeps breaking into her rooms and shitting her pants for her. Now this is an impressive feet as the woman is sitting alone, in a recliner, awake, and would never shit her own drawers. The only logical conclusion is that the staff is seeking in while she isn't paying attention and placing turds in her pants because they like cleaning her up afterwards. Which is why I am convinced that she lives in an impressive care home of Shit Planting Ninjas!!!